Mum Nose Best!

Mum Nose Best!

When my one-year-old tot Nicola gets a blocked nose,she obviously can't blow it,so I put my mouth over her nose and suck it out instead!I get some strange looks when we are in public,but believe it or not it's the most hygienic way to do it! Don't worry, I do not swallow it! Julie Roberts,33,Swansea

Some moms are just plain nasty.nasty,nasty

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The English Language

WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

the dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insuarance was invalid for the invalid.

there was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does certain things when does are present.



This is why young children have a hard time learning how to read basic english word.


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Trail of Tears

Camp cherokee has a giant hill that you have to hike up to get to the boys cabins.  A fat little kid called it the trail of tears this morning.  I can't quit laughing.    

The trail of thears isn't for the rotund ones..


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Skinny Jeans

Author: Blake Shelton

Grown men who wear skinny jeans may as well put on a t-shirt that says: " Trust me girls.. If i can fit it in here , you're not interested... "

For those men who wear   skinny jeans, let this be a warning..

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World Biggest Dog

Hercules is an english mastif and who has a 38 inch neck and weight 282 pounds. 
he was recently awarded the honorable distinction of worlds Biggest Dog by Guiness World Records.

The three year old is far larger and heavier than his breed's standard 200 lb Limit. 
Hercules owner Mr. Flyn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre 
diet: " i fed him normal food and he just "grew" .. and grew, and grew, and grew...

Injecting growht hormones into kibbles is normal dog food, Right ?

Younger Self

Things i would tell my younger self.

Travel more..
Start By Venturing.
Out of bed, then work your way up from there.

If you don't  believe in, yourself, no one else will..
"EXCEPT MOM."

SAVE YOUR MONEY.
OR DON'T. IT DOESN'T MATTER. OUR GENERATION IS SCREWED EITHER WAY.


THE ABILITY NO CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FOOD IS NOT
 A MARKETABLE SKILL.
UNLES YOU FILM YOURSELF DOING IT AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE.


READ A BOOK 
  ANY BOOK
       PREFERABLY 
         One with words.
.....

( Positive Troughts i would tell my younger self )